I very much appreciate the last year that you've been stalking me. It's been very nice to see your weekly emails, listen to your phone messages, and have you crying in my office. I realize that when I told you that you were not eligible for admission because you had not taken a math class since you were twelve, and that you would have to enroll at a community college to take Algebra 2 and transfer back with at the very least a 2.75, it may not have been very clear.
I have also enjoyed you telling everyone that you've not been able to speak to me for months even though we've had the same conversation by email and in my office three times in as many weeks. I am sure that if you come back several more times the answer I give you is going to be different.
I would suggest that you return next week and wait in the lobby to ambush me as I get back from lunch. That way when we go over your transcript again I may be inclined to view the D that you got in Accounting as the equivalent of a B- in Algebra 2.Sincerely,
Me
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So funny! My letter would be to a pharmacist from a foreign country who only has 4 years of education and can't understand why they can't be licensed in the US immediately but most of the content would be the same...
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